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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Spring Breakdown

Dear Mother Nature,

Due to my personal belief that under normal circumstances you would never behave in such a reckless manner as you have done today, I am now convinced that you must have forgotten to tear the past two or three months off your calendar at home. It's a common mistake; one I myself have made from time to time. That being the case, I thought perhaps you might appreciate, as I believe any person of great responsibility such as yourself would, a gentle reminder of the date.

IT'S APRIL 15TH!!!

IT'S THE MIDDLE OF SPRING BREAK!!!

Why, then, one has to ask, is it
SNOWING LIKE CRAZY?!?!?!

Please cease and desist from the distribution of this unseasonable snow immediately, and return us to our regularly scheduled spring forthwith. Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,

Cyn