Are you sitting down?!

That's right. It's me.

Don't be scared... I know you're in shock! You never expected to see me here again, and now you're concerned that the entire Universe may be (at worst) imploding, or (at best) slightly off-kilter. It's all going to be okay. (Breathe!) I'll keep this short and sweet, so as not to over-excite you, or cause permanent psychological damage. All I really wanted to say is...